Global 2013: Lindsay Lohan film ‘The Canyons’ is a train wreck

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What got off to a rocky start met with dubious, watchful eyes is now meeting the general consensus of low expectations.

Indie flick "The Canyons," starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen (yes, two Es), is quickly becoming the brunt of Internet jokes.

A first clip of the ill-fated flick -- a seemingly dark spoof on former MTV reality show "The Hills" -- proliferated on the web in recent days, garnering jeers.

In the nearly-three-minute monstrosity, a confused and disheveled Lohan (as Tara) awakens in a sun-filled, modern hillside Southern California mansion and begins looking for her cell phone. The entire sequence is a display of poor acting and less than zero suspense.

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Global 2010: 10 Resolutions You Should Never Make

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Have you ever swore to lose 15 pounds, quit dating unavailable men, and take up a new hobby? This year, we advise against it.

1. Get Married by the End of the Year

2. Fit Into Your High School Jeans

3. Go Blonde (Or dye your hair the opposite color it is now)

4. Become famous Get-famous-fast options usually involve sacrificing your dignity and privacy. Forget the Jersey Shore, honing your talents and polishing your work performance will get you much further, and winning the respect of those you admire is more satisfying and graceful.

5. Buy a New Wardrobe

6. Stop Using Facebook

7. Cut Out Sugars and Starches – Completely


8. Win Back Your Ex

9. Start a Blog

10. Try to Change Him

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